Bathtub Wine Critic (BTWC) is going to be a reoccurring section in this blog... mostly because the process of writing it is super fun. What is BTWC? It's easy: a bathtub , a ridiculous amount of bubbles , and a random bottle of wine that I know nothing about. Literally, I walk into a grocery store (or liquor store, depending on the state), grab a bottle that looks interesting/inexpensive, and then drink and try to describe it. I judge the wine based on price and taste, and then I judge my wine-tasting skills versus the bottle's description. Seriously, I add SO MANY bubbles to my bath that I worry they'll get into the wine. Disclaimer I have not been formally trained in wine and I'm pretty poor. Most of these wines are going to be terrible choices if you're actually someone who cares about wine. However, if you want to drink something that isn't awful and IS cheap, this is the place for you. (Also everyone should drink responsibly an
Because being an adult is hard. And I am clearly doing it wrong.